Why Bother Running?
The following is a true and accurate representation of the Republican Party:
When Donald Trump promised us America would win if he got elected, I don’t think anyone completely understood how much winning we’d have. Three years later, Trump truly has made America greater than anyone could’ve imagined. Anyone in their right minds would want four more years of one of the best presidents of our lifetime! We all know that the Democrats don’t want the best for this country. They have tried to thwart President Trump at every turn; everything from this “impeachment” scam to making up scandals has been about the Democrats stopping President Trump’s attempts to make this nation great. Nevertheless, they have failed at every attempt, which is why there are so many running for President: they want every chance to beat Donald Trump. We’ll examine some of the “plausible” candidates for the 2020 Presidential race.
Joe Biden: Starting off with one of the worst options, we have former Vice-President Joe Biden. Why anyone would want to vote for him is beyond me. He keeps bringing up his time as VP for former President Obama as is it was a good thing. He clearly wants to go backward and undo all the good Donnie has done, so this is an easy no from me.
Bernie Sanders: Folks, we have a literal Communist running to be President of the United States. Let that sink in. If he gets elected, he and his cronies like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will try to give people “free” stuff while taxing the bejeezus out of everyone and creating us into the United Soviet States.
Elizabeth Warren: Pocahontas is also trying to be in the Oval Office. She’s just as bad as Bernie, except she might not get a heart attack when in office. She’s a “Democratic Socialist” - like Comrade Bernie - who keeps saying she has a plan, but in reality, just wants to destroy America’s middle class.
Kamala Harris: From the liberal hell-state of California, the former attorney is running to challenge Donald Trump. Attacking our beloved President is her only policy point: she really expects that to get her elected!
DONALD JOHN TRUMP: The best president of our lifetime is running for four more years. After reversing the mess that Obama made, our President has done more than ANY other President ever. I can only imagine what strides our country under Trump in another four years!
Especially in this time of great divide I ask once again that no matter which side you are on, pray for the leaders for our country. May God bless each one of you.
Gabriel Zita is a junior studying psychology.