Vinita Sauder: From the Union College Wiki, the ultimate encyclopedia

Vinita Sauder (born January 19, 1809) is the current serving president for Union College in Lincoln, Nebraska. 

 Early Life (1809 – 1900)

Vinita Sauder was born to a small family in January 1809. For the first 90 years of her life, Sauder was raised by her parents in a cottage on the edge of the city of Boston. While in this metropolitan area, she completed two doctoral degrees in education and landscape architecture.

Entering the career field (1901-1950)

Sauder was forced to move out on her own when her parents disappeared in 1903. The local police force chalked the event up to child abandonment and the case was closed. 

Superheroes and supervillains were just coming to the light of the media in the 1930s. Sauder nearly drowned in the Tsunami of 1933, the natural disaster caused by high-ranking super villain Destructive Daniel. That was the tsunami that turned Boston into the underwater city that it is today.

Sauder was saved from the watery depths by Mother Nature herself and given control over the weather to protect the Earth from humanity. Sauder chose to leave her past life behind for the greater good and traveled to Mother Nature’s home to master the elements.

During Sauder’s training, Mother Nature sent her to Nepal, a country known for abrupt and disastrous weather. While she was in Nepal, Sauder met Magnificent Michelle, who had a special connection with animals and could communicate with them. They became friends and eventually a superhero duo. It was around this time that Sauder adopted the pseudonym Victorious Vinita.

Career (1950-2012)

The crime-fighting duo took the world by storm as they were victorious in all their battles. Their first victory came in 1950 when they were accosted by Nefarious Nicole, the mastermind of the explosives known for the demolition of the O’Hare airport in Chicago. After her takedown, villains searched for Victorious Vinita and Magnificent Michelle for revenge. 

Among the dozens of villains brought to justice, the most famous of all was against Destructive Daniel. The storm that happened included a hurricane, tsunami, earthquake and five tornados. The duo hunted him down and stopped the storm just before it reached Florida’s coast. The villain was stripped of his powers and imprisoned for 30 years. He now resides among civilization in a protection program.

Disappearance from public eye (2012-2016)

As the team reached their mid-life crisis, they decided to settle down. Victorious Vinita and Magnificent Michelle moved to nonchalant Lincoln, Nebraska, under the witness protection program. You can now find these two people residing in the President’s Office, where they have adopted a normal life. For safekeeping, Sauder stored her powers in a solid crystal ball, only bringing them out to confuse people with the weather. You can find the crystal ball on the president’s desk today, safely awaiting a time when Union will need a hero.

By Annelise Jacobs