The Weather is a Changing
Boy, how about that weather huh? From temperatures ranging from -20 degrees fahrenheit to 60 degrees fahrenheit. Today (February, 26, 2025 the year of our lord and savior Jesus Christ). The temperature is exactly 52 degrees fahrenheit with an air quality index of 34 (This is according to the Apple weather app). However, other channels such as the Weather Channel dispute this claim by stating that the temperature is 51 degrees fahrenheit and with an air quality of 33. Which seems to be such a drastic contrast to the horrid weather that we have been experiencing in the past two weeks of our existence. With temperatures ranging from -9 degrees fahrenheit to 43 degrees fahrenheit. Many students braved the elements to attend their classes in a timely fashion, but most if not all were miserable. As one student stated, “So yeah, I got up from my bed and it was cold, I mean really cold, the kind of cold that makes you want to stay under the covers for a little longer and hope it's all a bad dream.” and as another student also stated, “Dude, it was cold. I had to go to class when it was like maybe uh, -9 degrees it was bonkers cold. But it wasn't as cold as my ex. I didn't have any clothes that were dry cause I washed them the other night and I had to walk out in my shorts. There should have been a snow day man it's a war crime, kind of like Cambodia.” The snow piled on the edges of the sidewalk. Towering above shivering students who were willing to do anything to stay warm. This brave investigative journalist (yours truly, Joe Quinn) braved the elements in order to bring to you factual news. I had to study the snow formations and take measurements of the wind patterns. As seen in the graph.
When the wind increases there seems to be a direct correlation with the decrease of temperature. This appears to be factual. As an unnamed person (Daniel Canarsky-Galo) stated, “Man, that's a cold wind!”.
However, it seems that this good ol’ “it's always sunny in Lincoln” week will continue on to the next week. With Tuesday (March, 4th) being at the highest with a temperature of 58 degrees fahrenheit and with a sixty percent chance of rain. The coldest temperature predicted for next week will be on a Wednesday (March 5th) with a low of 42 degrees fahrenheit. One can hope that we will have this nice and delightful weather for the reminder of our spring which would be a nice transition to what many are calling "Brat Summer Two: The Electric Boogaloo”. If the temperature remains so, we will have the opportunity to have wonderful weather and wondrous times with our acquaintances and dare I say, friends as well. As the famed John Belushi of Weekend update says “winter has come in like a tiger and out like a church mouse.” This is Joe Quinn investigative reporter for the Clocktower signing out.
By: Joe Quinn